I screwed up, okay?
I was just trying to be a good kid. Helping Mom move boxes, lugging the huge jugs of pennies that weigh like a million pounds, and packing it all in the truck.
Then I found the mystery box.
I make one wrong decision, and suddenly I'm stuck inside a game where monsters are real, and magic food is gross!
I'm fighting back against the bad guys. I'm making new friends. I feel myself getting braver, stronger, more powerful.
I'm going to get out, and I have a plan that's sure to win.