"In the far reaches of the Milky Way where the stars twirl and churn like butter, there is a planet called Gorgonzola..." On the 8th of November, 2014, nine desperate authors, two kidnapped illustrators, and hundreds of kids who had no idea what they were getting into converged on a theater in Charleston to create the cheesiest story of all time. Cheese-pocalypse: An IntergaLACTIC Tale is not just the story of a spaceship full of kittens crash-landing on a library. Nor is it just the story of a soccer- playing werewolf girl saving a moldy planet from destruction. It is the story of talented young people saving tired old authors from a fate worse than death: writer's block. At least, that was the plan. In the end, it seems, no one can escape falling into the hot molten fondue pit that is called. . . Cheese-pocalypse.