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Dad Jokes
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Dad Jokes
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Help yourself to an extra serving of cheese! Expand your jokeabulary with
Dad Jokes
! With goofs like these, you'll never be short on laughs (or groans):
I tried to write a novel, but it didn't work out. I guess I didn't have the write stuff.
Q: What's the favorite color of a dad who's answering the phone?
A: "Yellow!"
Did you hear about the illegally parked frog? He got toad.
And many more!
Dad Jokes
! With goofs like these, you'll never be short on laughs (or groans):
I tried to write a novel, but it didn't work out. I guess I didn't have the write stuff.
Q: What's the favorite color of a dad who's answering the phone?
A: "Yellow!"
Did you hear about the illegally parked frog? He got toad.
And many more!
- Q: What's the favorite color of a dad who's answering the phone? A: "Yellow!"
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