I'm Harriet Ruby, Tour Director Extraordinaire. Finally, one of my fondest wishes has come true! Will Talbot, my favorite spy and the love of my life, wants my help on his covert mission in China to recover a list of double agents for the US government. I am so-o going to love this! I have to pretend we're husband and wife when he accompanies me on my China tour. The tour members are strangers we'll never see again, and we can spend three intimate weeks together. How hard can that be? Surprise! My parents show up on the tour as cancellation replacements. Now, we have to tell them we're married to protect Will's cover. Other problems erupt when terrorists kidnap me and my mother to lure Will into a trap. Not to mention the damage my assault rifle does to the Great Wall... Oh, man. It wasn't my fault. Really!