"You're not going to believe it..." "Try me..." I said as we sat down at the table. Bazil sighed before he began..."The zombies... are my parents...""Your parents? That explains it..." I said as I sipped my drink..."Explains it? What are you talking about?""Jay and I were watching you - we saw you talking - we saw you get angry - Jay said the monsters made Daddy mad...""Beautiee! Why would you let him watch what was happening?!""Really? You're really asking me why I let your son watch you argue with zombies?"