This is a story about a fellow named Evertil Infinate. I cannot explain the first name; but his last name is spelled incorrectly for 'infinite', so as to avoid confusion with that which is immeasurable, just remember there is a difference. He has some unusually wondrous adventures and gets into surreal situations and trouble. You will recognize many things that are just like here on earth; yet URTH and Alwayston exist on the same plane as upside-down places like Wonderland, Oz or even Superman's Bizarro World. There are fair shares of puns and 20th as well as 25th century references. I doubt this will be any more topically challenging for any reader from any century to understand the humor in. Some may also say that this is nothing but a simple rant of fantasy, which I certainly wouldn't deny, either.