The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. 1. If Kondo marries a gorilla, does that mean his kids will be chimpanzees? 2. Which is better to use as body armor, shojo or shonen manga? 3. How do you get a horny robot dog off your leg? 4. If I become shogun and order you to kill yourself, will you do it? 5. How much hot pepper do you have to eat to make your hair get frizzy?