"It's a Wonderful Cataclysm. When Boldizar Halfwater heads to town the last thing he expects is to uncover an alien conspiracy rife with danger, horror, humor and unforgettable characters." HALFWATER is the epic tale of Boldizar- an engineer living in a scorched Earth that has forgotten its past. While taking a rudimentary dog polisher back to his client, he discovers an ancient talisman that changes his life forever. This book is an anti-subtle, illustrated, post-apocalyptic, fantasy science fiction horror comedy. Fearless reader, you're in for a warped journey filled with aliens, creatures, mutants, cyborgs, gladiators, mystery, inventive cursing, ultra violence, sexy times, and one seriously irate Screamicorn.