Learn to take down those Loony Lefties!
Have you ever contemplated calling Homeland Security to report some hapless liberal as
an enemy combatant
?
Or did you just want to
"occupy" his mouth with your fist
No matter the flavor of your
clueless left-wing adversary
, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a liberal moon bat.
Learn how to:
• Taunt mindless Obama lovers and hopeless tax-andspenders with snappy sound bites
• Determine if you suffer from argumentile dysfunction and avoid the 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans
• Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy
• Hone your BS detector to help you identify left-wing lies and crimes against logic
• Use liberals' words against them with a handy compilation of idiotic left-wing quotes
It's time to defend America against every godless, gun-grabbing, tax-hiking, socialism-loving, shower-avoiding lunatic in your midst.
If you want to battle tree-hugging hippies, consider this your chainsaw!