What do spinster Aunt Mildred, your in-laws, highway patrol officers and judges have in common? They are the last people on Earth in whose presence you want to break wind. Most of us would rather die than letting one go in front of them, and prefer to use the situation to practice that constipated look on our faces for the next school or office skit.
This self-imposed inhibition is just wrong, and even unhealthy.
It's time we break free from the pseudo-civilized habit of suppressing bodily functions that haven't been eliminated by Intelligent Design or Evolution, whichever you believe in. Would a supreme spirit design us with such an apparent flaw, and would evolution allow a useless or unattractive feature to develop in the first place? The answer is given: Flatulence is not a flaw - it's smart functionality, right up there with spam filters and fire extinguishers, not to mention sliced, fiber-rich bread.
The bad news is that breaking free from the anti-flatulence straitjacket is no trivial task. The good news is that this book tells you how to reach the enlightened state of Free Flatulence. The winds of liberty will soon be blowing your way!