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Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman
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Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman
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Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman
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The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying...or as she’d say, “embellishing.” Her motto was:
This book contains some of those stories.
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“When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.”
— Jimmy Hoffa
“If you thought Dante’s
was hot, read
; it’s a five-alarmer.”
— Dante’s second wife, Allie
“Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.”
— Sybil
“The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!”
— Annie Sullivan
“The Bible may be the good book, but
is way funnier.”
— Matthew 2:14
The Jets. 7
“
is the feel-good book of 2022.”
— Torquemada
“All’s not well that ends well. I’ve had massages with happier endings.”
— Wm. Shakespeare
“Melissa, I don’t care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.”
— Mamie Eisenhower
is so funny even those ‘woke’ m***********s will laugh.”
— Lenny Bruce