These are short stories. Ranging from a Hit Man becoming infatuated with the person he is meant to kill to a person getting into a philosophical debate with their executioner to answering the fundamental nature of consciousness, these stories will entertain readers with its clever insights and biting commentary. Interlaced throughout are connected stories of two families whose lives are weaved together more than they could ever know. Some stories are much longer than others, but what they lack in brevity they make up for in levity. This rhymes, which means it is true.