This text contains over 50 queries and stored procedures for MySQL for common mathematical and statistical procedures in academics. It covers a broad range of applications including finite difference and quadrature methods from calculus to performing a Z-Test from statistics to solving stochastic differential equations using Euler's method. This text is designed for beginners in programming with MySQL or those curious about mathematical programming using MySQL. It even includes exercises for readers to practice their programming skills to gain familiarity with the language.