Have you ever had the desire to quit your boring-ass job and do something epic like travel the country in an RV? Have you ever wanted to give your family a once-in-a-lifetime adventure they will remember forever? Have you ever wanted to live in a trailer with sixteen square foot bathroom? If you answered "YES!" to any of these questions, this is the book for you! Jason Robillard, author of "The Barefoot Running Book" and "Never Wipe Your Ass with a Squirrel", and his wife Shelly quit their high school teacher jobs to travel the country as barefoot ultrarunner hobos. They spent three years living in a thirty-four foot RV with their three small children and niece. Jason documents their travels and initiates frank discussions about the many pros and cons of this truly unorthodox lifestyle. Jason covers topics like managing the stinkiness of "black water", how to prepare meals in a kitchen that could fit in a bath tub, and how to effectively have sex in a "house" the shakes mercilessly. No topic is taboo in this honest and occasionally explicit account of one family's grand adventure.