collects 14 slabs of good-time spandex rock, including genre staples like "The Final Countdown" ( ) and 's enormously popular take on the classic "Cum on Feel the Noize", as well as deeper cuts like ' "Naughty, Naughty" (not to be confused with the embarrassingly awesome track with the same name) and ' "Midnite Maniac." There's a definite lack of stalwart hair metal gurus like , , or , but there's enough here to whet the appetite of anyone who came of age in the '80s, and quite possibly induce them into going on a full-on Hit Parader binge. ~ James Christopher Monger