What is a pooem? Well unlike poetry, pooetry is unboring! (...and it's about poo!!) Hi, my name is Papa G and I have invented Pooetry. The revelation came to me when I realised that poo is not only hilarious, it also rhymes with lots of great words like loo and doo-doo and moo! Perhaps the most surprising thing about pooetry is that it wasn't invented hundreds of years ago...It's that brilliant! In this first volume you will discover four revoltingly funny pooems, The Bear, Toilet Terror, The Crocodile and the Giraffe, all beautifully illustrated by Carlos Patino.