Lane Austin would do almost anything for his local firehouse, even model for a sexy calendar. But now he's allowed himself to be talked into auctioning himself off. What was he thinking? Abby has just walked away from a terrible relationship that should have ended years ago. What better way to celebrate than having her cousin take her to watch a bunch of firemen be auctioned off to horny housewives? But when Jenna secretly buys Mr. September for her, her entire world and all of her preconceptions about hunky men will change forever.