Before
Ratt
, before
Hanoi Rocks
the New York Dolls
, and before a lot of the British bands that history recalls as archetypal glam rockers, there was
Silverhead
, the first and positively the greatest metal band ever to dress up like a bunch of weird-looking hookers.
, this unsightly, unseemly, and unconcerned behemoth's debut album, is strutting teenage trash of the first order. Guitars totter precariously on absurdly high heels, the rhythms are offering knee-tremblers in a backstreet alleyway some place, the lyrics drape lasciviously over anybody who'll hold them up, and the riffs will spend the night with anyone. "Long Legged Lisa," "Rolling with My Baby," and "Sold Me Down the River" might not be the most immortal songs ever oozed onto vinyl, but they certainly dress the sluttiest. So early in the glam rock day, it's impossible to say who
's most palpable influences were.
Marc Bolan
, of course, gets in there, but
the Sweet
were still chewing bubblegum at this time, and
Slade
were always more of a pop band than a poison (or even a
Poison
). There is unquestionably a taste of the
Stones
'
Beggars Banquet
in sight, which is a role model everyone can identify with. And the keyboards occasionally hit
Deep Purple
territory -- "Underneath the Light," stripped of vocalist
Michael Des Barres
' gestured ejaculations, would have sounded great on
Made in Japan
. The street epic "Johnny," meanwhile, has more in common with latter-day
Bon Jovi
than an
Alice Cooper
epic, but even more prescient is "Wounded Heart," a big-production ballad that not only single-handedly predicts the power ballad of latter-day renown, it could also offer singing lessons to a less adenoidal
Axl Rose
. But
's true destiny lies within the swaggering, fluttering, hip-swinging rockers that sashay down the catwalk without a care in the world, with the piece de resistance perhaps unsurprisingly titled "Rock 'n' Roll Band." That's what they are, that's all they wanna be, that's what they'll stay till the day they die. And that pretty much sums up
. Subtle as a flying handbag. [An Expanded Edition of
was released in 2017, featuring six bonus tracks including 7" single versions of "Ace Supreme" (along with its B-side, "Oh No No No") and "Rolling with My Baby" as well as live versions of "Ace Supreme," "Rock 'n' Roll Band," and "Sold Me Down the River" previously only released in Japan.] ~ Dave Thompson