"Having stolen billions of dollars and been responsible for the unnecessary slaughter of thousands, I must still confess on the record that even my worst actions were never born of ill will." An infamous supervillain tells her side of the story in this epic story of her long and notorious life. From her infant genius through her would-be world-conquering, this notorious antagonist looks to explain her personal motivations and unique perspective on the various exploits for which society has falsely judged as wrong and evil. This memoir also recounts the many confrontations with her superpowered nemesis in moments both heartbreaking and thrilling. The legendary saga offers rare insight into the misunderstood mentality of a much-maligned outcast.