I am a Feminist. Early on in life, I set off on a crusade against bullshit in general and misogyny in particular. Having to fight a constant battle wherever I go to carve my rightful place in the world, when the same place just falls onto men's laps at birth, riles me beyond words. But it has to be done. This is about my clumsy, lifelong attempt at tackling the thorny issue of my rights as a woman. From the perils of peeing like a boy, the absurdity of sweeping the patio with a hairless broom, to standing up for the right to not use my reproductive apparatus out of a sense of duty, you name it, I've done it (and it's a work in progress).