Fishnet tights. Check. Sparkling conversation? Dubious. Tonight, I'm Courtney with a capital C because, apparently, alliteration adds class (the jury's still out on that one). This glamorous life, where men pay for my company and questionable dance moves, keeps the ramen cupboard stocked. Don't get me wrong, it's not all bad. Free dinners, occasional existential dread - it's a rollercoaster, baby! But sometimes, amidst the bad karaoke and questionable breath mints, a memory flickers.
Life, they say, is a choose-your-own-adventure novel. Mine took a left turn at Albuquerque, a detour into this sequined, unpredictable circus. Buckle up, buttercup, because tonight's the main event. Let's see what kind of trouble Courtney can get into.
XOXO, Suck Ya Later, Fellaz!