Eris has spoken to me. She is tired of her religion being portrayed as a joke, or as something that appeals to weak, intellectual liberal douche bags. She wants me to remind the world that DISCORD is not nice. That CHAOS is not progressivism. That CONFUSION is not enlightenment. That BEUROCRACY is not "social justice." And, lastly, that AFTERMATH is approaching. The Dark Discordian encourages DISCORD by trolling both sides of an argument. Having a set of beliefs makes a person a fool. Having a side in an argument makes a person a pawn. The Dark Discordian is above the simple games of most debate. Left/Right politics is nothing more than a way to create more Discord. Male/Female politics is nothing more than a way to spread more Discord. The Dark Discordian takes neither blue nor red pill, because The Dark Discordian has already taken the BLACK PILL. The Dark Discordian sews seeds of CHAOS by encouraging the forces of entropy. Believing in a utopia is mental illness. Having hope for the human race is stupidity. Seeing humans as nothing more than a parasite and entertainment is blindness. All systems will break down. All relationships will crumble. The Dark Discordian takes great amusement in this harsh truth.The Dark Discordian spreads CONFUSION instead of logic. Lies and slander are tools to be sharpened. Rumors and conspiracy theories encouraged. The more everyone is afraid and untrusting the better life is for the Dark Discordian. This is not LOLSORANDUMB, this is intentional mis and dis information. This is programming.The Dark Discordian enjoys BEUROCRACY, and is happy that you have to wait years to cut through all the red tape that gets you nothing. The Dark Discordian is preparing for THE AFTERMATH.