As you lay in bed next to your significant other after a night of passion, do you ever wonder what exactly is happening while you pray for (or against) the miracle of life? This fun and “educational” story will take you on an adventure of a lifetime: through a woman’s vagina. In this winner-takes-all race for survival, our little heroes will attempt to conquer the ultimate task of maintaining the human race. Answering questions like “Why are we here?”, “What is our purpose?”, and “Why didn’t we use a condom?”, The Sperm That Came in Second is a journey of existential proportions and will convert any struggles with the complexities of ontological thought into a comprehensible and transcendental view of life’s ultimate question.