It was not exactly George Orwell's vision of 1984, but we were still pissed that we missed the sixties. As to what came afterward, don't blame us. We are Generation Jones. We did not get the cheap houses or cheap essential scenery. We did not have a five-year-plan and were propelled against our will on this aimless and pointless journey. That is why we don't really have a clue what this book is about because it wrote itself. We were simply the chosen medium to disseminate the utterances of the Sibylline Oracle also known as "Nostra-dumbass." He may be a dumbass, but he's our dumbass!