This is the story about a young homicide detective who along with her childhood friends form a club called The Totem Lake Lesbian Coffee Society. When her friend Vincent {the damsel in distress} and several of her friends get abducted by aliens, the heroine, aided by a master yogi who has taken control of the flying saucer's weapons runs the alien crew off. The saucer was being used as a drug smuggling and slave trading vessel The heroine and her crewmates must catch the culprits and break up an interstellar smuggling cartel.