Get ready to laugh as one hilarious Flight Attendants gets into the swing of things her first year on the job. True stories collected together make this all the more delightful, whether you're traveling for business or waiting for your holiday to start. From speaking in foreign accents to falling into laps, the laughs are never ending. A portion of every sale will be donated to help fight human trafficking. We've all see the funny flight attendants on YouTube videos delivering their annoucements amongst outrageous laughter. We've heard of the bizarre circumstances that cause flight delays. At some point, each of us have wished to be witness to these events or to know what's going on behind the calm face of the people in charge. Well, here's your chance. Thirty Synchronized Woodpeckers is a delightful collection of antics from a First Year Flight Attendant who had enough forethought to take notes along the way. Join in the fun with a regional airline flight attendant whose greatest thrill in life is to make complete strangers laugh as hard and as often as she can.