About the Book Vampires are all around--books, movies, television, and comics--infiltrating culture like never before. This wry, witty, fully illustrated guide to all-things vampire offers readers the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. Book Synopsis Now that millions have read and seen Twilight , where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essential guide. Vampires are all around-books, movies, TV, comics- infiltrating our culture like never before. But what happens if one should run into a real vamp on the street? Vampire Taxonomy is the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. For the readers protection, Meredith Woerner reveals the truth about: ?Sunlight sensitivity -Do vamps venture out in the day or stick solely to the evening hours? ?Physiology -When ready to feed, do they change appearance or simply lure with the seductive flash of a fang? ?Dress -Are they decked out in leather with aspirations of becoming the first vampire rock stars or do they cling to Gothic robes and ruffled collars? ?Diet -Are they waging a never-ending struggle against the temptation of human blood or do they view the world as their personal blood buffet? Review Quotes