Delbert Wingate is a powerful man of business and in social circles, but his inbred attitude of superiority often rubs people the wrong way. Mike, Patton, Ott and Sticky are four self described losers who decide to kidnap Del and hold him in his wine cellar for ransom with the hope of making their lives better.Aristotle is a disgruntled employee who decides to hire an attractive assassin named Marla to kill Del and make his life as Del's hen pecked underling a little less miserable. When these people meet at Del's house one fateful Saturday, all that can go wrong does go wrong. Add to this mix Abby, a high school student with dreams of going to college and wishes only to be paid for the newspapers she delivers to Del. Who out of this mix of people will come through the day unscathed and possibly a couple of million dollars richer?