News from alternate realities! Get your news from alternate realities here!Genetically modified rutabagas demand to form a union. Android Olympics score better media ratings than unenhanced Olympics, but it's not a competition. Exactly. And we finally find out what the chucka chucka wooga wooga of science is all about. You can read about all of these subjects, and so many more. in You and What Universe? At least...you could read about all of these things, if the book wasn't hijacked by news from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash Psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world's leading idiotocracy. A pandemic ravages the country, but does Chaos President allow it to distract him from what's really important: stacking the Extreme Court with right wing jurists to ensure his reelection? You can find out all about it in That's When Everything Went Cow-shaped.Political satire at its politicalist and satirest!