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You Can't Drink All Day If Don't Start the Morning
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You Can't Drink All Day If Don't Start the Morning
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From the author of the bestselling classics
We're Just Like You
,
Only Prettier
, and
Bless Your Heart, Tramp
, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes,
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
We're Just Like You
,
Only Prettier
, and
Bless Your Heart, Tramp
, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes,
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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